We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
