Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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