Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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