Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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