I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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