First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
