I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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