he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So much rum. So many feels.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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