i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
dude. I can hear the air.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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