Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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