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I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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