apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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