sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
