ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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