Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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