Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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