like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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