Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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