id be glad to
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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