Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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