So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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