dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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