Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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