Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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