Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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