i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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