I'm jealous of your bromance
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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