he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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