Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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