My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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