eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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