This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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