I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Randomize
