i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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