I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Randomize
