is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So vagazzling was a success
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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