I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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