i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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