Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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