im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
