love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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