You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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