can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You need Xanax blowdarts
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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