Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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