very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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