I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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