I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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