I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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