I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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