id be glad to
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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