"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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