I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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