that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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